McCain (stealing jokes) on Jay Leno




If you're going to try to be a funny politician, at least be original. Last night on Jay Leno, McCain quipped that he was so old (how old is he?) that “My social security number is 8.”




That was an obvious rip-off of the Simpsons episode (The Mansion Family Season 11, episode 12) when Mr Burns is filling out a medical form: "Let's see, social security number … naught, naught, naught … naught, naught, naught, two … Damn Roosevelt!"

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